"Saral Caine: How many times do I have to kill you before you die!?"

"Young-and-Beautiful: For countless generations we have done things a certain way. We can't just do everything differe…"

"Fumbles: Face the wrath of 1/11th of a sleep spell!"

"Asks Nonsense: As a blind goblin, how do you know when to stop wiping your ass?"

"Fumbles: I declare my dodge on you!!"

"Forgath: Watch it, you hill giant's ass hair!"

"Thaco: I don't mind dying, but having to wait for it like this is torture. It's taking forever. Like watching paint d…"

"Tuck: Ironic coincidences happen all the time to adventurers."

"Sergeant Marwood: I don't want to hear anyone bitching about having to shovel the minotaur crap!"

"Captain Dellyn Goblinslayer: Do you know what makes someone legendary? It's how badly your enemies want to kill you."