"[narrating] The musty stench hit me like a sledgehammer. I realized immediately that this revolting smell was not com…"

"Bluebeard, don't kid yourself. An ice pick didn't do this; this was done by teeth. In order to crack this case, I've …"

"It isn't seven murders we have to deal with, it's hundreds! These murders started many, many years ago. It may go rig…"

"[to Kong] I can see you're scratching for a fight. Okay, you've got one! Pretty frightening. I can see you wanna show…"

"Tomorrow, I'm gonna take you to meet someone. He's a real clever b*stard. You aren't the only smartass in town, you k…"

"Why did you run off? The brothers just wanted to talk."

"[sprays] Bluebeard was here."

"Either Joker left here in a hurry or his stomach can't take cream anymore."

"I looked in the house Joker lives in, and it's a mess. But still, I went through it bottom to the top, but I found no…"

"[first lines; narrating] Greetings, and salutations, friends. Sit back in your seat, look hard, and listen. Because I…"