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"Democracy. Democracy is just like imported cassava. It rots quickly."

"The government doesn't want us to make noise. The opposition people need our support."

"Radios use a lot of power so when the batteries die, there is usually a bit of juice at the end."

"Chief: We need a government prepared to support its people. I want to vote for this government, but cannot vote for any man who will turn two blind eyes to a catastrophe."

"Chiwetel Ejiofor as Trywell Kamkwamba"

"Aïssa Maïga as Agnes Kamkwamba"

"Lily Banda as Annie Kamkwamba"

"Robert AgengO as Jeremiah Kamkwamba"

"Joseph Marcell as Chief Wimbeh"

"Noma Dumezweni as Edith Sikelo"

"Lemogang Tsipa as Mike Kachigunda"

"Philbert Falakeza as Gilbert Wimbe"

"Kelvin Maxwell Ngoma as Charity"

"Melvin Alusa as Justin Mitwar"

"[Jojo asks for information about the Jews] OKay. We're like you... but human."

"[after Jojo tells her his race is superior, she has him in a headlock] Break free. Break free, Great Aryan, there are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants, we were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't even grow a full mustache! [releases Jojo roughly] Stronger race, huh?"

"You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes swastikas and likes dressing up in a funny uniform who wants to be part of a club. But you're not one of them."

"[telling Jojo] The last time I saw my parents was at the station. They were put on a train. I ran. Slowly found my way back to the city. But... my parents go to a place you don't come back from."

"[comforting Jojo after being bullied "Jojo Rabbit"] Let them say whatever they want. People used to say a lot of nasty things about me. "Oh this guy's a lunatic." "Oh, look at that psycho, he's gonna get us all killed. [shrugs, knows he DOES kill people] Let me let you on a little secret: the rabbit is no coward. The humble little bunny faces a dangerous world every day, hunting carrots for his family, for his country."

"[after Jojo grabs books] Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit. we'll use all of these books to make a fake floor that she'll fall through, straight into a pit full of piranhas, and—and lava and... bacon. Why, she won't know what hit her."

"[After Jojo tells him Elsa is not bad] I am beginning to question your loyalty to myself and the party. [voice gets louder] You call yourself a patriot?! Yet where is the evidence? The German soldier was born out of necessity. Germany depends on the passion of these young men: passion and the readiness to FALL fot the Fatherland, DESPITE THE FUTILE EFFORTS OF ALLIED WAR PROFITEERS WHO SEND THEIR ILL-PREPARED ARMIES CLUMSILY INTO THE LAIR OF THE WOLF! And only zealous who stand steadfast in the face of the enemy will be ETCHED in German memory forevah! IT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED, or disappear without a trace, like a pitiful grain of sand INTO A DESERT OF INSIGNIFICANCE!"

"Heil Hitler, guys."

"And even though it would appear our country's on the backfoot and there's isn't much hope in us winning this war, apparently we're doing just fine."

"[to the students, after seeing Jojo exploded by a hand grenade irresponsibly] Don't do that."

"I've been meaning to teach the HJ boys water warfare training. Y'know... in case they need to go to battle in a swimming pool."

"[seeing the HJ boys drowning, to Sub-Officer Finkel] Finkie, they're drowning."

"As part of our preparations for the invasion I’m re-designing my uniform. Note, the feathers for aerodynamics, the sparkly colour to dazzle the enemy, the boots are purely decorative. [shows another sketch] And this is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio which emits... annoying music to dishearten the enemy."

"[to Jungvolk members] We Aryans are once thousand times more civilized and advanced than any other race. Now get your things together, kids, it's time to BURN SOME BOOKS!"

"A Jew hypnotized my uncle, and he became a massive drunk, and he cheated on his wife, and he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister. And said he drowned in an unrelated accident, but it—it was Jew's fault."

"My friend met some Russians and they ate them."

"[to kid] OK, see that American there? Just go give him a hug! [loads suicide grenade at his back]"

"We must kill everything that we see. [carries machine gun] For Hitler. DIE, DEVIL SCUM!!! [shoots randomly, before killed by explosion]"

"[Jojo asks Germany's progress on the war] Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese, and just between you and me... they don't look very Aryan."

"[wearing soldier uniform] Oh my God, it's so hard to run in this thing!"

"There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians somewhere out there. They're worse than anyone. I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs."

"[Klenzendorf asks how he's doing] Oh, you know how it is. Every day we take a call, "Hallo, is that the Gestapo? I believe there's a communist hiding behind my fridge. We go around to investigate, it's just some mould. So not far off. [sighs] It's all part of the job."

"[to Jojo] You and your friends may have heard a rumour that Hitler only has one ball-- this is nonsense. He has four."

"[talking to the mirror] Jojo Betzler. Ten years old. Today, you join the ranks of the Jungvolk in a very, special... training weekend. It's going to be intense. But today, you become a man. I swear to devout all my energies and my strength to the saviour of our country, Adolf Hitler. I am willing and ready to give up my life for him. So help me, God."

"Roman Griffin Davis — Johannes "Jojo" Betzler"

"Thomasin McKenzie — Elsa"

"Taika Waititi — Adolf"

"Rebel Wilson — Fräulein Rahm"

"Stephen Merchant — Deertz"

"Alfie Allen — Finkel"

"Sam Rockwell — Captain Klenzendorf"

"Scarlett Johansson — Rosie Betzler"

"Archie Yates — Yorki"

"[laughs at Jojo's ridiculous antisemitic picture book] Guys you need to see this. Ah this one, he has a tail. And here, he's upside down like a bat. And this is a drawing of their heads. And who is operating the machinery of their brains? The devil. Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true."

"[clarifying to his friend Yorki his position] Yorki, you're my second best friend. First place is reserved for the Führer. So unless you're Hitler hiding in a fat little boy's body, I'd be happy with second place."

"[fearfully asking Elsa to come out of her secret room] Excuse me, little girl? Umm... Jew girl in the wall? Yoohoo... Jew???"