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"What now? A giant crab? A giant dog? A giant...carrot?"

"Do I really look that fat?"

"Who leaves this crap lying around?"

"Hey, it's one of those bell-ringy-thingies!"

"Thanks for the ride, fucko!"

"I've got a shopping list. And we fresh ran out of Gossler. The others were just for fun."

"I'm trapped in a burning honky-tonk and the jukebox is downstairs! Somebody's gonna pay for this!"

"God, you guys and your stupid, secret dead languages. Always showing off."

"That can't be good."

"I think I need a minute alone."

"Oh, I'm fine. It's just they're so... beautiful.."

"You saw the blades, what did you think was gonna happen?"

"Yeah. It's just... the Dragons. They're so beautiful."

"Well, that worked out pretty good."

"Quiet, baby. What would the neighbors think?"

"I'm no scientist, but I bet that clock has something to do with time."

"You guys crazy? Or just stupid?"

"Whatever you are, you just said the wrong words."

"What next? The obligatory boss battle?"

"You know, your whole coming-back-from-the-dead act is really starting to get old, Mynce."

"Let's see how long it takes his dumb turned ass to put itself back together from a twenty-block spread."

"Right now I'd bet you'd like to trade in those big swords for a couple of cheap lighters and a can of hairspray, huh?"

"I smell tacos."

"And I thought somebody was going to lose an eye."

"The master can blow me, monkey suit."

"I have bowel in my hair."

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

"Excellent!"

"What the bleep?"

"This is not just any lizard egg. It’s an egg from my world. What do you want with it?"

"Okay, have it your way. You’re not a dream."

"Kid? How about you call me Scaler?"

"Okay, maybe I’m not dreaming. Maybe… maybe this is real."

"Yuck! This better work."

"Wow! You are one ugly figment of my imagination!"

"Hey, you’re that guy on TV! Private Buttbreath!"

"What a wimp. Are you sure your name isn’t Captain Bootlick?"

"I’m no speck of dust. I can do anything!"

"Did anyone get the license plate number of that truck? I got to stop eating that chili before I hit the sack. (burps) It always gives me weird dreams."

"An excellent choice, my little primitive friend. Though your kind neither has the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to master my complex controls."

"Well, I should be a dramatic improvement over this average bumper crop of rural no nothings and drunken fly fishermen."

"I can assure I am not to be trifled with!"

"It smells like teen spirit!"

"All this waiting is ruining my overall screen presence!"

"Look, I need this job, alright? I had to quit my last one because of problems with my friggin boss!"

"Alright already. What are you waiting for? A freaking sign from the Heavens?"

"Just pick me and be done with it!"

"You better not blow this turkey or I’ll come find you and eat your children."

"That’s it. Go ahead and push the button NOW."