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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Chelsey Earlywine as Amanda"
"Patrick Kilpatrick as J.J."
"Scott MacDonald as Eddy"
"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"
"Pat Mahoney as Harry Jacobson"
"Crystle Lightning as Jo"
"J.P. Roeske II as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"
"Donal Logue as Jimmy"
"Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas"
"One a ninja, always a ninja."
"Travis McKenna as Buelow"
"Dwayne Carrington as C.J., Medusa's Jamaican sidekick"
"Charles Napier as Jack Harding"
"Chad Power as Michael 'Tum-Tum' Douglas"
"Mathew Botuchis as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."
"Victor Wong as Grandpa Mori Tanaka"
"Vincent Schiavelli as The Mayor"
"Nickolas G. Ramus as Chief Roundcreek"
"Don Stark as The Sheriff"
"Jim Varney as Lothar Zogg"
"Centuries ago, a village in Japan lived in peace protected by the power of the Golden Broadswords. And now, young warriors, you have been chosen to wrest the sword from evil hands and return it to its rightful place."
"Bring it on! One ninja stew coming up!"
"Lindsay Felton as Jennifer"
"Kirk Baily as Carl"
"Brendan O'Brien as Zed"
"Emily Roeske as Little Girl"
"People can't fly, but ninjas can!"
"Victor Wong as Mori Tanaka"
"Michael Treanor as Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr."
"Max Elliott Slade as Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas"
"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"
"I'll teach you to pick a fight with me, Romeo."
"Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon"
"Loni Anderson as Mary Ann "Medusa" Rogers"
"Michael O'Laskey II as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"
"Alan McRae as FBI Agent Sam Douglas"
"Donald L. Shanks as Charlie"
"Sheldon Peters Wolfchild as Lee"
"Find those idiot nephews of mine. I have a job for them."
"Selina Jayne as Jo's Mother"
"Dennis Holahan as Dean Thompson"
"Paul Barrett as Pilot"
"John Forgeham as Max"
"Max Ryan as Lupo"
"Laurence Ashley as Aja"
"Burt Kwouk as Uncle Tai"
"Cyril Raffaelli as Twin"
"Tchéky Karyo as Insp. Richard"
"Bridget Fonda as Jessica Kamen"
"Ric Young as Mister Big"