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April 10, 2026
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"Oliver: I am actually quite handy if you ever need me to be an aid. I have got a big hammer, you know what I mean!"
"[to lifeless Sue] You're the only part of me I don't hate."
"Yann Bean - The Substance voice"
"You have to control yourself."
"What has been used on one side, is lost on the other side. There's no going back."
"Hi everybody. I'm Sue. And it's time to Pump It Up!"
"I'm so happy to be with you tonight. I've missed you all so much..."
"Hugo Diego Garcia - Diego, boyfriend"
"Tom Morton - doctor"
"Dennis Quaid - Harvey"
"If you follow the instructions, what could go wrong?"
"[to Sue] Gorgeous. With a pure heart. People are gonna love that!"
"[on the phone in the bathroom] I don't care if I see every fucking young girl in this fucking town in the next few weeks. Look, I made it simple. We need her young. We need her hot. We need her now. How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, that's the fucking mystery to me. Oh, Oscar winner, my ass. When was that back in the 30s? What, for King Kong? [laughs] No, I don't give a fuck what we promised her. This is network TV, not a fucking charity. Find me someone new. NOW! Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease by the age of 25? How old is Jennifer? Ha ha. You better get busy. [laughs as he walks out]"
"[to Elisabeth] I won't be out late, so just wait for me. Don't eat too fast."
"There's been a slight misuse of the Substance."
"[in a panic] I need a better version of myself. Please give me a better version of myself, please! Please! Come on!"
"[to the shareholders, about Sue] You will not be disappointed. She's my most beautiful creation. I have shaped her for success."
"Margaret Qualley - Sue"
"Demi Moore - Elisabeth Sparkle"
"Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself?"
"Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? Younger, more beautiful, more perfect. One single injection unlocks your DNA, starting a new cellular division, that will release another version of yourself. This is the Substance. You are the matrix. Everything comes from you. Everything is you. This is simply a better version of yourself. You just have to share. One week for one and one week for the other. A perfect balance of seven days each. The one and only thing not to forget: You. Are. One. You can't escape from yourself."
"It'll change your life."
"Edward Hamilton Clark - Fred"
"Casting Director: Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose!"
"Fred: You haven't changed a bit! You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world!"
"Sue! These are the Shareholders, they are dying to meet you! Is everything okay? So SMILE! That's what we want tonight! Pretty girls should always SMILE!"
"Gore Abrams - Oliver"
"Robin Greer - nurse"
"Christian Erickson - man at diner"
"Oscar Lesage - Troy"
"[watching Sue dismiss her career on a TV interview] Jurassic Fitness? I'll fucking show you. You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? You want it? Come on, come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness!"
"Shane Brady as Brad"
"Vanessa Bednar as Gail"
"Augie Duke as Jackie"
"Jeremy Gardner as Tommy"
"Jonathan Silvestri as Sam"
"Vinny Curran as Mike"
"Francesco Carnelutti as Angelo"
"Nick Nevern as Thomas"
"Holly Hawkins as Nicole Russell"
"Chris Palko as Bancroft Dawson"
"I don't want to die and I don't want to watch anyone die."
"Sunrises and sunsets. Some things are just beautiful no matter what. And a constant reminder that you only get so many, so you gotta fuckin' enjoy them."
"Vampire, werewolf, zombie, witch or alien?"
"I'm studying evolutionary genetics. It's easier to isolate genes in a homogeneous population."
"So we're sleeping together and I'm, like, making you meals, but you can't tell me anything?"
"Lou Taylor Pucci as Evan"
"Some pizza and a bottle of wine with the right person - that can make the shittiest day better."
"When you're sick it makes you feel lucky for all the times that you were healthy."
"Nadia Hilker as Louise"