First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Nat Pendleton — Officer Collins"
"Virginia Grey — Montana"
"Edgar Dearing — First Studio Cop"
"Donald MacBride — Police Captain"
"It's no use crying over spilled milk. It's the nickel back for the bottle that I care about."
"Lou Costello — Joe Bascom"
"Frances Rafferty — Claire Warren"
"Donald MacBride — Dennis Kavanaugh"
"Lou Costello — Benny Miller"
"Joan Shawlee — Sylvia Hunter"
"Marjorie Main — Widow Hawkins"
"A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man."
"Lou Costello — Tommy Hinchcliffe"
"Bud Abbott — Harry Lambert"
"They crash the studios and see stars!"
"Lou Costello — Abercrombie"
"Warner Anderson — Norman Royce"
"Carleton G. Young — Gregory LeMaise"
"I penetrate people's brains and leave my mind blank."
"Bud Abbott — Eddie L. Morrison / T.S. Chandler"
"They're Out of the Army!"
"Tom Brown — Bill Gregory"
"It's 'Ma (EGG AND I) KETTLE' as the wild and willing widow!"
"Lou Costello — Chester Wooley"
"Audrey Young — Juanita Hawkins"
"A mounted fish? What whoppers that guy tells! Did you ever see a mounted fish? Did you ever see a fish on a horse?"
"BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!"
"Bud Abbott — Ted Higgins"
"Joseph Calleia — Nick Craig"
"Leon Errol — Julius Caesar 'J.C.' McBride"
"Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!"
"A DOUBLE-BARRELLED FUN BURST"
"M-G-Merriment"
"Bud Abbott — Buzz Kurtis"
"Bob Haymes — Jeff Parker"
"Jean Porter — Ruthie"
"Rags Ragland — Himself"
"Mike Mazurki — Klondike Pete"
"Marion Martin — Miss Milbane"
"Arthur Space — Director"
"I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it."
"They're Selling Vacuum Cleaners!"
"Brenda Joyce — Miss Ruby Burke"
"Jacqueline deWit — Hazel Temple Morrison"
"Bud Abbott — Slicker Smith"
"Lou Costello — Herbie Brown"
"That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering."
"Bud Abbott — Duke Egan"
"Luba Malina — Dagmar"