The Lego Batman Movie

"[first lines of the film; voice over] Black. All important movies start with a black screen... and music... edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous... And logos... Really long and dramatic logos... Warner Bros ("Brawss"). Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know. "DC." The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite... Hmm... Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it."

"Okay. Get your self ready for some... reading: "If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change. Hooo." Hey, I said that. Batman is very wise. And I've got huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab."

"Hey 'Puter, I'm home. [echoing]"

"Looks like your plan failed."

"I can only look you in the eyes right now."

"How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met!"

"The first lesson is: Life doesn't give you seat belts!"

"Vigilantes don't have bedtimes!"

"What am I gonna do? Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the other criminals? That's a stupid idea!"

"This music fills me with rage! Let's use it!"

"Hang on a second.. I gotta get my pump on! It's worth it! These abs are no fluke.."

"Look who's bat!"

"Hi, Batman!"

"Come catch your greatest enemy!"

"Superman's not a bad guy!"

"Bruce Wayne is Batman... 's roommate?"

"Hey Batman! I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff! Gonna have to rename this the "Buttmobile"."

"You had me at "shut up"..."

"Hello, secret camera."

"Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?"

"We can have sleepovers every night!"

"Do I get a costume for the mission too?"

"I love it! Ah! Feels like I was poured into this. My only trouble is, these pants are just a little tight. I don't know if I could throw a kick or jump in them. I got an idea. Rip! That's better!"

"Now I'm free, now I'm movin'. Come on, Batman, let's get groovin'!"

"Oh, I am down to stop that clown!"

"I love compliments!"

"It's my dream to team up with Batman."

"If you call me "Batgirl", can I call you "Batboy"?"

"Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I'm a little concerned. I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016, and 2012, and 2008, and 2005, and 1997, and 1995, and 1992, and 1989... and that weird one in 1966."

"Joker, do you read me?"

"Nobody's got a smile like you, Mr. J."

"I sure do! Time for operation "Take Out The Laundry!""

"Hi there! I'm from Phantom's Own Laundry. Gonna take the bags off 'ya hands."

"No, but you're going down!"

"Actually you're right. I am going up. Ding!"

"Here. Comes. The. Phantom Zone!"

"-Gasp- Yes!"

"Accio Lightning Storm!"

"You're a fish! You're a frog! You're a fish-frog!"

"Always be yourself...unless you can be Batman."

"He's taking them under his wing...of awesomeness."

"Will Arnett as Batman / Bruce Wayne"

"Zach Galifianakis as the Joker"

"Michael Cera as Dick Grayson / Robin"

"Rosario Dawson as Barbara Gordon / Batgirl"

"Ralph Fiennes as Alfred Pennyworth"

"Jenny Slate as Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn"

"Mariah Carey as Mayor McCaskill"

"Billy Dee Williams as Two-Face"

"Siri as the Batcomputer (referred to as "Puter" in the film)"