First Quote Added
april 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"[unrolls from a ball which he'd turned into and disabled Robotnik's vehicle; groans] Ugh, I think I had a bonus life."
"[sees a smaller vehicle come out of Robotnik's disabled vehicle] I think that tank just had a baby."
"Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream! Today, we're destroying robots. Step One... [plants one of Robotnik's electromagnetic mines on his robot vehicle, causing it to malfunction]"
"[after being revived by some smelling salts] Gotta go fast! [goes around the kitchen at a super fast speed before settling down] Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock president?"
"[unveiling his robot vehicle(s) held inside one another] Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?"
"[As Sonic keeps defeating and destroying his robots] OHHHH! GIVE ME A BIG! FAT! BREAK!!"
"What is extraordinary is I have determined the exact height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature, and my computer cannot find a single match for it anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom. This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby bigfoot. This guy... is something else... entirely."
"SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air! [Sonic: Uh, meow?]"
"That little alien... knew more about being human... than you ever will. His name is Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend."
"Ben Schwartz — Voice of Sonic"
"James Marsden — Tom Wachowski / Donut Lord"
"Jim Carrey — Dr. Robotnik"
"Tika Sumpter — Maddie Wachowski / Pretzel Lady"
"Natasha Rothwell — Rachel"
"Adam Pally — Wade Whipple"
"Neal McDonough — Major Bennington"
"Lee Majdoub — Agent Stone"
"Melody Niemann — Jojo"
"Tom Butler — Commander Walters"
"Frank C Turner — Crazy Carl"
"Donna Jay Fulks — Voice of Longclaw"
"Colleen O'Shaughnessey — Voice of Tails"