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"You do not understand. On this island, there is no such thing as safe!"
"[after Billy explains why his bag strap is lucky] Reverse Darwinism: survival of the most idiotic."
"[upon reaching Isla Sorna and seeing the dinosaurs] My God, I'd forgotten."
"You cannot land on this island!"
"Will you tell your wife to stop making noise? That is a very, very bad idea."
"[as the raptor is cawing] My God. He's calling for help."
"[after Billy said he stole raptor eggs "with the best intentions"] Some of the worst things imaginable have been done "with the best intentions". Billy, as far as I'm concerned, you're no better than the people who built this place."
"[finding a dinosaur carcass] It's okay, it's dead. [ T. rex raises its head from behind the dead dinosaur] Nobody move a muscle! [T. rex roars and everyone besides Grant runs away]"
"This is good. This is great. We're stuck on the worst place in the world, and we're not even getting paid!"
"[to Amanda] We're gonna find him. You listening to me? We're gonna find him. The kid's got resources. Remember what it was like to try to ground him?"
"[to Dr. Grant about the satellite phone] Turn off the power. You've got juice for maybe one call. Whatever you do, don't call the U.S. Embassy. They won't do a damn thing."
"Sam Neill — Dr. Alan Grant"
"William H. Macy — Paul Kirby"
"Téa Leoni — Amanda Kirby"
"Alessandro Nivola — Billy Brennan"
"Trevor Morgan — Eric Kirby"
"Michael Jeter — Mr. Udesky"
"Laura Dern — Dr. Ellie Sattler"
"Frank Welker — Spinosaurus and Tyrannosaurus Rex"
"Even 'Jurassic Park III' tried to jump on the avian-dino bandwagon by making a brave attempt to adorn Velociraptor with a feathery hair-piece. (The result looked like a roadrunner's toupee- don't blame the effects-artists; it's notoriously difficult to render feathers in computer graphics animation, so we'll have to wait for 'JP IV' for a more thoroughly rendered avian pelage.)"
"I felt like both of those movies had a disadvantage in their fundamental architecture, and that is that the first movie had a place that you could go to that was wondrous and magical and would bring you great joy - but surprise, you’re going to die. In those other movies, you’re going to a place that’s dangerous and you’re going to die, and sure enough, you do. So, you know, the equation was different in those two."
"This Time It's Not Just A Walk In The Park!"
"Something Unexpected Has Evolved."
"Chaos Reigns."