Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

"Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!"

"By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!"

"I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?"

"If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it."

"I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me."

"Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub."

"The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable."

"It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go."

"I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong."

"You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego."

"The greatest city in the history of the Earth."

"I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay."

"They call bats, "Chicken of the cave.""

"CBC Anchors (Jim Carrey and Marion Cotillard): Sorry."

"Entertainment Tonight Anchor (Tina Fey): I'm so horny."

"Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy"

"Steve Carell as Brick Tamland"

"Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana"

"David Koechner as Champ Kind"

"Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone-Burgundy"

"Meagan Good as Linda Jackson"

"James Marsden as Jack Lime"

"Kristen Wiig as Chani"

"Fred Willard as Edward "Ed" Harken"

"Chris Parnell as Garth Holliday"

"Dylan Baker as Freddie Shapp"

"Greg Kinnear as Gary"

"Josh Lawson as Kench Allenby"

"Judah Nelson as Walter Burgundy"

"Harrison Ford as Mack Tannen"

"Vince Vaughn as Wes Mantooth"

"Will Smith as Jeff Bullington, ESPN anchor"

"Jim Carrey as Scott Riles, Canadian News anchor"

"Marion Cotillard as a Quebec News Anchor"

"Sacha Baron Cohen as a BBC News anchor"

"Drake as a Ron Burgundy fan"

"Kirsten Dunst as El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds"

"Tina Fey as Jill Jansen, Entertainment News co-anchor"

"Amy Poehler as Wendy Van Peel, Entertainment News co-anchor"

"Liam Neeson as a History Network anchor"

"John C. Reilly as the ghost of Stonewall Jackson"

"Kanye West as Wesley Jackson, MTV News anchor"