Cats Don't Dance

"Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived atop a hill in a glittering castle. There she had a servant who kept her castle in order, selected and pressed her robes for the day, prepared her royal breakfast, and served it to her in her chambers. She had fame, she had fortune. She had product endorsements. But she was not what she seemed. On the other hand, in a humble village far away, the peasant had none of her luxuries. But he had a dream. So with a fond farewell from his closest friends, and gifts of good luck, best wishes and useless junk. Although it's the thought that counts. His world was about to clash with hers, in a place called: Hollywood."

"[singing] Hollywood! Where the streets are paved with gold, where the kiddies never grow old! Right here in Hollywood!"

"If you have any openings for a talented cat, I'm your man! Er...I mean, your cat!"

"Come on, Sawyer. Your life is not really back in that office. It's here. Dance with me?"

"Sawyer could do a romantic ballet and Woolie can even play a piano solo."

"There there, Pudge. [pats Pudge on the back while Pudge cries]"

"I'm a secretary; not an actress."

"No chow; no meow."

"Hey Kong, how's the picture coming?"

"[phone rings] Farley Wink's Animal Actors Agency. How can I help you? [listens] You need a lamb for the Moses picture? [listens as a lamb gets excited] Oh. A sacrificial lamb? [listens as the same lamb cringes in fear] Sorry! Fresh out! [hangs up] Every day, I ask myself; why do I put up with this?"

"What? This pigsty?!"

"Unless you're talking about the glamour of filing, the romance of typing."

"Like I said, dancing is a waste of time."

"That ice thing is just my side job. The name's Peabo Pudgemeyer, but you can call me "Pudge". [bell rings] Oh. Time to start. Better get your costume!"

"I was going to slug that big, dumb Max for you, but I didn't want to hurt the guy. And what's that Dimple kid's problem? I thought you worked great today!"

"Danny! The movie's over! Everybody's leaving! [looks at Danny] Whoa; you're a mess!"

"Oh, for the love of Moby Dick!"

"I need a drink!"

"There's no use trying; Miss Tillie. My fortune cookie last night said, "Give it up, you loser!""

"Fortune says, "Raging waters ahead!""

"They can smash your cookie, but you'll always have...your fortune!"

"The spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it's foolish to think otherwise, Danny."

"Poor Sawyer. I thought she'd be the one to make it. Such a dancer, with the voice of an angel."

"[outraged] I...HATE... ANIMALS!!!!!!!!'[points at Danny] Especially that one!"

"Shut up, Max."

"[to a concerned Danny] You just get all your little friends at Friday at 3 and I'll take care of L.B. And let's leave this between us, shall we? I don't like to advertise my charitable work."

"[last words] I'M THE STAR!! [crawls over to Danny] You stupid, stupid CAT! [furiously grabs Danny by the collar] I should have drowned you all when I FLOODED THE STAGE!!! [FLOODED THE STAGE! echoes through the speakers shocks Sawyer and the audience overhears the confession in shock as Darla, realizing she had been exposed, mischievously smiles, hugs Danny and kisses him. Pudge pushes the lever down, which causes the trap door to open and the sound equipment fall through the trap door, carrying her with them] WHOA! MAX!!!!!!!!"

"How does the kitty cat go?"

"VERY GOOD! [he smashes Danny into the ground] Will that be all, Miss Dimple?"

"Get hot, Miss Dimple."

"[last words as he flies into the distance onto the giant Darla Dimple balloon through Paris, France] OUI, MISS DIMPLE!"

"Herb Pig: None taken."

"Bull: So aggravating and humiliating. I'm outta this picture business."

"King Kong: Oooh! Don't get me started! Ngggh!"

"Danny and Sawyer will be back in Looney Tunes: Back in Action."

"For a Bunch of Funny Friends Trying to Break Into Show Business..."

"Scott Bakula as Danny Cat"

"Jasmine Guy as Sawyer Cat (speaking voice)"

"Neil Morrissey as Bob, Lofty (Blue Mobile Crane), Roley (Green Steamroller) and Farmer Pickles"

"Kate Harbour as Wendy, Dizzy (Orange Cement Mixer) and Pilchard the Cat"

"Rob Rackstraw as Scoop (Yellow Backhoe Loader), Muck (Red Bulldozer/Dump Truck), Spud the Scarecrow and Travis (Turquoise Tractor)"

"Emma Tate as Benny (Magenta Compact Loader)"

"Ashley Peldon as Darleen "Darla" Dimple (speaking voice)"

"Kathy Najimy as Tillie Hippo"

"John Rhys-Davies as Woolie Mammoth"

"George Kennedy as L.B. Mammoth"

"René Auberjonois as Flanigan"

"Betty Lou Gerson as Frances"

"Hal Holbrook as Cranston"

"Matthew Herried as Peabo "Pudge" Pudgemeyer"