"[after Sly activates the train whistles to blow into Toothpick's ears] YEEOOWWCH!! That hurts my ears! WHO TURNED ON THEM BLASTED WHISTLES?!? [grows large in size]"

"Cam Clarke as Monkey Guard"

"How about less sweet talk and more action?"

"Annette Toutonghi as Penelope, Black Knight"

"As much as I like the idea of Sly in a cell, nobody kidnaps Inspector Carmelita Fox and gets away with it! [motioning to Toothpick, who kidnapped her earlier]"

"Michael Gough as Crane Guard"

"Eliza Jane Schneider as Miss Decibel"

"Brian George as Salim al-Kupar, Panther, Tiger"

"Matt Olsen as Bentley"

"David Scully as Dimitri Lousteau"

"Wow, I bet the original artist damaged his vision staring at this guy. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"

"If I was as homely as this guy, I would not hang my picture everywhere."

"The name's Sly. Sly Cooper."

"What kind of sheriff puts up posters of himself? [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"

"[to Sly as he was about to steal a dagger from the museum] You didn't really think you were going to get away with it, did you, ringtail?"

"Kevin Miller as Sly Cooper"

"Grey DeLisle as Carmelita Fox, Blimp Computer Voice"

"Nolan North as Cyrille Le Paradox, El Jefe, Announcer"

"Sam Riegel as "Tennessee Kid" Cooper"

"Fred Tatasciore as Grizz, Owl Guard, Sabertooth Guard, Penguin"

"David Lodge as Toothpick, Boar Guard"

"Jess Harnell as Baboon Guard, Carny"

"Patrick Seitz as Bob Cooper, "Wildman" Weezner, Mech Wolf, Steer Guard, Mammoth Guard"

"Yuri Lowenthal as Sir Galleth Cooper"

"Chris Murphy as Murray"

"Lani Minella as Rat trooper, Porcupine Guard, Dodo Guard"

"Steve Blum as Rioichi Cooper, Lizard Guard, Lion, Store Keeper"

"I wish I could tear 'em down. Here's... Weakling of the West."

"John Mariano as Jackalope"

"Robin Atkin Downes as Coyote Guard"

"Iona Morris as Cat guard, Hack Computer Voice"

"Find a poster, make it look goofy, and move on. Just like junior high. [begins to deface Toothpick's posters]"

"Not for sale. It's Puny Greenhorn."

"I don't think vain begins to describe this guy. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"

"It's an improvement. I'll name this one... The Homely Buckaroo."

"I love a challenge. I call it... 10 Star Loser."

"This guy's a real egomaniac. [defaces one of Tootpick's posters]"

"I got a personal message for the 2-bit thief who's making off with all my treasure keys: you're dead, pally. If I get my hands on you, I'm going to fit you with your own pair of cement bunny slippers. You hear me? You're lunchmeat, jerk!"

"Yo, yo, yo! It's the boss! You know, I've been forced to admit that maybe driving everyone out of town, while necessary to set up shop, might have taken a hit out of the business. So, now I hope you lugs would be obliged to any visitors that come here to lose their money at my casino, but, I got a reliable tip that a cop might be snooping around the operation. So from now on, greet any visitors you see with a hail of lead! Capiche?"

"Wake up, you lazy bags of swamp gas! The voodoo vibe is thick tonight! Let's take advantage of this powerful mojo and step up production! Keep piling those shiny bones into the soup! We'll have an army of ghosts by morning, and take over Mexico by the end of the week! Hear that, Voodoo children!? Our family is about to grow, GROW, GROW!"

"I say, chaps. My heartiest congratulations to you all! The storm machine has sunk its 50th ship last night, and the loot has already been unloaded! Our operation is moving along splendidly! With the possible exception being... THE GROUNDS NEGLIGENCE DISPLAYED BELOW DECKS!!! I demand the boilers stay at full pressure at all times! If you lazy, low-brow, technically incompetent pack of guttersnipes did your jobs right, we could have sunk 100 ships by now… but of course, 50 boats is a fine, fine achievement. Carry on, my boys, carry on."

"[narrating] We were on our way to the Kra-Karov volcano in Russia. While looking over what little information I had on the final member of the Fiendish Five, I began to notice something. In the 4 parts of the Thievius Raccoonus recovered so far, several of the pictures depict a shadowy owl-like figure, which looks very similar to the police images of the mysterious Clockwerk. Is this a strange coincidence, or is there something I'm missing?"

"Ahoy, dock hands! Capital job unloading that cargo last night. You're the crown jewel of my operation. Do me the service of proving your worth yet again by protecting the treasure key that I have stored down there. It appears there is a prowler on the premises, and if any of you let him get his hands on that key, I'll personally flog the lot of you for an entire fortnight!"

"Hey there, Sly Cooper! That's right, I know you're here. I've seen it in the stars. It's all over my tea leaves. I'm in your mind, raccoon. I know your game. You better run for it, or me and my voodoo children are going to sign you up for an eternity in zombie servitude!"

"Attention, valued employee. Suddenly, Hinkau village elect not to pay for avalanche protection service, and so I am forced to bury alive under many ton of snow. Please be on guard for any surviving villager that come looking for revenge. Thank you, that is all."