"I feel like there are things that you just, like, don't say to me. And I can't tell whether you're, like, holding back a desire to be close or a desire to be distant."

"Vanessa Burghardt — Lola, Domino's daughter"

"Evan Assante — David, Andrew's younger brother"

"Colton Osorio — Rodrigo, David's friend"

"Leslie Mann — Lia, Andrew's mother"

"Raúl Castillo — Joseph, Domino's fiancé"

"Cooper Raiff — Andrew, a Tulane University graduate who has recently moved back home"

"Brooklyn Sloane Ramirez — Margaret"

"Until I leave earth, I'm gonna have always been so tangled."

"Raiff's ambition to break free from sentimental formula and forge a path of his own is clear, making him an exciting young filmmaker to watch."

"Kelly O'Sullivan — Bella"

"Marriage is a business deal. And it always has been, since the very first time two people did it."

"Zoë Winters — Sophie"

"Dakota Johnson — Lucy Mason"

"Dating is a risk. You took a risk. It's brave."

"Marin Ireland — Violet"

"Chris Evans — John Pitts"

"Louisa Jacobson — Charlotte"

"Who our partner is... it determines our whole life... and how we live. Not for one, two, ten years, but... forever."

"[last lines] How would you like to make a very bad financial decision?"

"Pedro Pascal — Harry Castillo"

"You say you think I'm smart, but you're talking to me like I'm a caveman. I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value. I'm not like my brother; I'm not looking for the nicest, prettiest rich girl who likes me back. I'm looking for someone who understands the game, how the world works. I'm looking for someone I respect. And trust. Someone who knows more than me. I don't want to date you for your material assets... though I think you're underselling them by a significant margin. Material assets are cheap, they don't last. I want to be with yoh for your intangible assets. Those are good investments. They don't degrade. They only get sharper."

"Brande Roderick as Tanya"

"Nate Corddry as Calvin"

"Nina Garbiras as Miss Chicago"

"Heather Simms as Murnel"

"Nicholas Reese Art as Grayer Addison X"

"Donna Murphy as Judy Braddock"

"Judith Roberts as Milicent"

"Chris Evans as Hayden "Harvard Hottie""

"Scarlett Johansson as Annie "Nanny" Braddock"

"Laura Linney as Mrs. Alexandra X"

"Paul Giamatti as Mr. Stan X"

"Julie White as Jane Gould"

"Alicia Keys as Lynette"

"You want to know about the dads? I'll tell you about the dads. They're chubby, bald, steak-eating, cigar-smoking, type-A pigs who get more turned on by the Bloomberg Wire than they do by any hot nannies. Actually, it's all of you in about 5 years. So take it from me, guys: Enjoy tonight, because your future looks pretty fucking bleak."

"My desire to be an observer of life was actually keeping me from having one."

"There's a common belief among anthropologists that you must immerse yourself in an unfamiliar world in order to truly understand your own."

"Child-rearing around the world boasts a wide variety of customs and mores. But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns can be found within the small island community of Manhattan... The inhabitants of the region known as the Upper East Side have the most prosperous, yet idiosyncratic social systems on the planet. After successfully mating and producing offspring, the men are often distant and uninvolved, leaving their women to hunt, gather and provide for their families. Yet the resourceful mothers of the Upper East Side have plenty of time to participate in a variety of sex-role specific activities. These include body mutilation, sacred meditation, even fasting rituals. Which brings us to our focus on child-rearing: Who actually does it? Well, in Africa, they have a saying, "It takes a village to raise a child." But for the tribe of the Upper East Side, it takes just one person: the Nanny."

"Jaeden Martell as Mitchell Woodside"

"Danielle Rose Russell as Grace Woodside"

"Edi Gathegi as Lieutenant Colonel Curtis"

"Bill Camp as Bob Largent"

"Michael Chernus as Roy"

"Ivana Miličević as Carson's biographer"

"John Krasinski as Major John "Woody" Woodside"