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april 10, 2026
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"Once upon a time, long, long ago. Well, more like 20 years ago. Belle married Beast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. Big cake. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon. He rounded up all the villains and sidekicks, basically all the really interesting people, and he booted them off to the Isle of the Lost with a magical barrier to keep them there. This is my hood. No magic. No wi-fi. No way out. Or so I thought. Hang on, you're about to meet us. But first this happened."
"This is our one chance to prove ourselves to our parents! To prove that we are evil and vicious and ruthless and cruel."
"[After Jay sets off the alarm at the museum.] Way to go, Jay. Now we have to go to school tomorrow!"
"Nasty. I like that guy."
"Love is not weak or ridiculous. It's actually really amazing."
"The strength of evil is good as none, when stands before four hearts as one!"
"(Singing) Break the spell, we were born this way. Be yourself, forget the DNA."
"I've chosen my first official proclamation... I've decided that the children on the Isle of the Lost be given a chance to live here in Auradon. Every time I look out to the island, I feel like they've been abandoned."
"I feel... I feel like... like singing your name. Mal, Mal."
"Your mother is mistress of evil and I've got the poster parents for goodness. But we're not automatically like them. We get to choose who we're gonna be."
"I can look into your eyes, and I can tell you're not evil."
"(Singing) The past is past. Forgive, forget. The truth is you ain’t seen nothing yet!"
"I read that they allow dogs in Auradon... Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave."
"(Singing) They think I'm callous, a lowlife hood. I feel so useless. Misunderstood!"
"Can I go back to my game? I'm on level three."
"I will never forget Mother's Day again."
"Mirror, mirror on the... in my hand... where is fairy godmother's wand... stand?"
"Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who's the biggest jerk in the land?"
"My mother taught me how to apply blush before I could talk."
"(Discussing the different types of tears.) They both have antibodies and enzymes, but an emotional tear has more protein-based hormones than a reflex tear."
"Is my mascara smudged?"
""I forgot to do Chad's homework!"
"I don't do uniforms. Unless it's leather, you feel me?"
"You do not want to be at my house at dinner time."
"(Describes stealing.) It's like buying whatever I want, except it's free."
"We can do this... if we stick together."
"Well, let's get this party started!"
"Leave it like you found it."
"Welcome to Auradon prep. I'm Fairy Godmother, headmistress."
"(To Jane.) I love you. But you are on a major time-out."
"As I always say; "don't focus on the past or you'll miss the future.""
"(To Mal about Maleficent.) You learned to love. So can she."
"Bibbidi-bobbidi. You know it."
"Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!"
"(To Mal) The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it."
"And now you will be making your own memories... by doing exactly as I tell you."
"People used to cower at the mention of our names! For 20 years I have searched for a way off this island. For 20 years they have robbed us from our revenge!"
"Enough! You all will regret this!"
"(Mocking) I'm Snow White, the fairest of them all. Please, she's definitely had work done."
"Evie! My little evilette in training."
"Urgh! Smells like common folk."
"Bring home a prince!"
"Dove Cameron - Mal, daughter of Maleficent"
"Cameron Boyce - Carlos, son of Cruella de Vil"
"Booboo Stewart - Jay, son of Jafar"
"Sofia Carson - Evie, the daughter of the Evil Queen and Snow White's stepsister"
"Mitchell Hope - Ben, son of Queen Belle and King Beast"
"Melanie Paxson - the Fairy Godmother"
"Brenna D'Amico - Jane, daughter of the Fairy Godmother"
"Sarah Jeffery - Princess Audrey, daughter of Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip"