Intolerable Cruelty

"You fascinate me."

"Sorry. I'm not omniscient."

"Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham."

"Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!"

"I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it."

"You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch."

"[repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!"

"You didnt tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus!"

"Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag"

"[Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go..."

"Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when she's the richer party."

"Explain this away, darling!"

"I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times."

"You should have seen this coming you Australian piece of shit!"

"Has any one got some bones?"

"I am a baron you silly man!"

"[Pointing to Rex Rexroth] I introduced her to that silly man."

"Engage the enemy."

"A romantic comedy with bite."

"George Clooney - Miles Massey"

"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin Hamilton Rexroth Doyle Massey"

"Geoffrey Rush - Donovan Donaly"

"Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch"

"Edward Herrmann - Rex Rexroth"

"Paul Adelstein - Wrigley"

"Richard Jenkins - Freddy Bender"

"Billy Bob Thornton - Howard D. Doyle"

"Julia Duffy - Sarah Batista O'Flanagan Sorkin"

"Jonathan Hadary - Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy"

"Tom Aldredge - Herb Myerson"

"Stacey Travis - Bonnie Donaly"

"Wendle Josepher - Miles' Receptionist"

"Jack Kyle - Ollie"

"Isabell O'Connor - Judge Marva Munson"

"Irwin Keyes - Wheezy Joe"

"Colin Linden - Father Scot"

"Kiersten Warren - Claire O'Mara"