"We'd have probably done the same to you, if you'd come 'round our place."

"The strange thing about television is that it doesn't tell you everything. It shows you everything about life on Eart…"

"You know Tommy, you're a freak. I don't mean that unkindly. I like freaks. And that's why I like you."

"You're only welcome if it's beneficial to us"

"You have to believe it to see it"

"David Bowie - Thomas Jerome Newton"

"Candy Clark - Mary-Lou"

"Buck Henry - Oliver V. Farnsworth"

"Bearnie Casey - Mr. Peters"

"Tony Mascia - Arthur"