"No one ever got ahead by sitting on their behind."

"I'm not gonna get an abortion, I always planned on getting married and having kids, I'm just going a little out of or…"

"It's off. I can't take the fighting, the back-stabbing, the open hostility. We're not acting like cheerleaders, we're…"

"Morning sunshine. Remember, except for the morning sickness, the blinding back-pain and the embarrassingly unpredicta…"

"You know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt. And we may be knee-deep in it right now, but we're go…"

"Truth is, they're so close, they all get their monthly visit from Aunt Rose at the same time."

"Now I know it's my job to give you all the facts, so, I'm gonna have to says their cheer blew like a bulemic after Ch…"

"Jack was fine. Man, was he fine! It was like he was a bar of chocolate and the whole school was on the rag."

"(Cheerleaders shout "Hey, ho, let's go".) I don't know about they "hey" part, but "ho" is right on the money."

"Jack: There are only three things I want in life. To, one day, become a senator of this great state (crowd cheer)... …"