"Very simple. I'm putting up the money, and I also have ears."

"The host is pathetic! The show is pathetic! The audience is pathetic!"

"You know Paula, who I couldn't look at the beginning of the series... I love her to death now. I hate to admit it but…"

"Sinitta and Jackie are my family now. I don't think of them as ex-girlfriends anymore. They are an extension of my li…"

"Normally, they want me to be rude to them. People come up to me and sing, and I say "That was great. Thank you." And …"

"I changed my diet and I’ve not looked back since. You feel better, you look better. I cut out a lot of the stuff I sh…"

"[On the 2026 Gorton and Denton by-election] I'll be totally honest, when I heard Andy Burnham wasn't being selected, …"

"Whether we're talking about the cost of living crisis, whether we're talking about the genocide in Gaza, or generally…"

"[On standing as a parliamentary candidate] I have lived in London for more than 20 years. As soon as a by-election co…"

"[On drug legalisation] I've actually never taken a drug in my life, or even drunk alcohol, but I still don’t sit here…"