"[walking across the pool on floats] Hey, everybody! This way to the food!"

"[signifying Gladys Sharp's SUV] Humans ride around in it because they are slowly losing their ability to walk."

"[signifying Gladys Sharp as she comes out of her house while on her phone as he and the woodland animals hide] That's…"

"...And there they are. America's most coveted cookies. Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners and Smackeroons! An…"

"[after Verne scares away Shelby and Mackenzie with his naked body without his shell] That was great! You, my friend, …"

"You feel that buzz in the back of your skull? That's called sugar rush. It's what keeps the humans going. It's why th…"

"Verne, believe me, you should not be jealous of me. You got a good thing here. You're trying to do what's best for yo…"

"Animals are in the house."

"[signifying a coffee machine that just beeped] That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning."

"They've always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about. [s…"