"Harry didn't see why Hermione had been so tense about it. In what weird alternative universe would that girl not be S…"

"When there was once more silence in the room, Harry sat on the stool and carefully placed onto his head the 800-year-…"

"When you walk past a bookshop you haven't visited before, you have to go in and look around. That's the family rule."

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."

"The Dark Lord is alive. Of course he's alive. It was an act of utter optimism for me to have even dreamed otherwise. …"

"I would be doing a great service to wizarding Britain, Mr. Potter, if I locked you in this vault and left you here."

"So here we part ways, for a time," Professor McGonagall said. She shook her head in wonderment. "This has been the st…"

""I..." Hermione's mind went blank for a moment. She loved tests but she'd never had a test like this before. Frantica…"

"Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Happy happy boom boom swamp swamp sw…"

"Suppose you come into work and see your colleague kicking his desk. You think, 'what an angry person he must be'. You…"