"If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands."

"Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you?" [...] "I know ho…"

"Yeah, I'll stop by your crypt after school."

"I don't have any leeches on my speed dial."

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."

"I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures."

"You don't seem to grasp how dangerous a young werewolf can be. [...] You shouldn't be so reckless." My voice turned a…"

"You are in trouble," I said slowly, emphasizing each word. "Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look t…"

"Honestly though, why do you read [Wuthering Heights] over and over?" [...] "I think it's something about the inevitab…"