"Even lovers have vanished without a trace. Ever since the Milesians revolted from us, I haven’t even seen a six-inch …"

"Ugly women use dildoes."

"He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes. No milliner can so fit his customers with gloves. He has the prettiest …"

"Adieu, unconstant love, to thy disport; Adieu, false mirth, and melodies too short; Adieu, faint-hearted instrument o…"

"You ladies all of merry England Who have been to kiss the Duchess's hand, Pray, did you not lately observe in the sho…"

"To act with raw boys is loving without men. What will not poor forsaken women try? When man's not near, the Signior m…"

"I am told with a vast long signior Some matrons do ease Their lust and do please Though they have not been lain with …"

"The sisters of Jack Howe too I must name, In vice as knowing, and as bad in fame; For fear of children they all men d…"

"It is the custom with you, for the eldest of five brothers to marry and for the wife of such brother to be common to …"

"Those at whose birth the feet appeared first, instead of the head, which is considered the most difficult and dangero…"