First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!"
"I'd like to introduce you to my lovely co-host, whose name I can't remember since I had sex with her and no longer care."
"It takes 9 months to make one episode of The Simpsons? We're doing a whole series in that time... but it's still good"
"This show is the last in the series, unless they're showing them in the wrong order, in which case see you next week."
"Roger Bibby (deputy headmaster) - Graeme Garden (voice)"
"Martin Jackson - Simon Greenall (voice)"
"Carol Jackson - Doon Mackichan (voice)"
"Melanie Dickson - Tracy-Ann Oberman (voice)"
"Natella Tendalkar Gavaskar Srivastavah - Jo Wyatt (voice)"
"Gavin Beale - Stephen Mangan (voice)"
"Jenny Gosby - Tracy-Ann Oberman (voice)"
"Kylie Rhys-Davis Jr. - Jo Wyatt (voice)"
"Mr. Phillips - Stephen Merchant (voice)"
"Keisha Marie Christie - Gina Yashere (voice)"
"Latrina - Nina Conti (voice)"
"Iqbal bin Ibrahim Maurice Kandallah (headmaster) - Simon Greenall (voice)"