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April 10, 2026
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"Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy, tummy, tummy."
"Ron Lea - NYPD Captain Ross"
"I promise you two things: one, I will find Castle, and I will kill him. Slowly, and painfully. And two, you will ever, ever have to look at your refection again, as long as you're with me."
"Did you know that kidneys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden?"
"Julie Benz - Angela Donatelli"
"Larry Day - FBI Agent Miller"
"Aubert Pallascio - Tiberiu Bulat"
"Won't be replacing that son of yours anytime soon! Blood in the urine: early indicator of a kidney failure! You should be seeing double right about now! THAT would be a torn meniscus."
"STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU FUCKING ARE!"
"[after Frank kills Pittsy] GODDAMMIT, CASTLE!"
"Who punishes you?"
"Dominic West - Billy Russoti / Jigsaw"
"Dash Mihok - NYPD Detective Martin Soap"
"Stephanie Janusauskas - Grace Donatelli"
"Mark Camacho - Pittsy"
"David Vadim - Cristu Bulat"
"Agent..."Budiansky?" Did I get that right?"
"I know this thing with the Fed is eating you up inside but that doesn't mean you pack up your tent. We all make mistakes, Frank. You're fighting a war against the assholes who slip through the raindrops, who get away with it. In every war, there's collateral damage. You know that."
"I'm gonna get my applesauce back!"
"I axed you a question. You don't answer? I guess I'll just have to axe it again."
"Ever heard of "Jihadi Blogger.com?" I'm posing as a one-armed Wahhabi warrior who took a crap in a cave next to Bin Laden. I think I can spare you a couple of rocket launchers."
"You have the right to SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Take a look at some of the case files. Get a lay of the land, I'll get us a pie from "Milano's," BEST pizza in the city."
"You don't get to shoot my husband in cold blood and stop at the ATM machine."
"Vengeance has a name."
"Ray Stevenson - Frank Castle / The Punisher"
"Colin Salmon - Paul Budiansky"
"Doug Hutchison - James Russoti / Loony Bin Jim (LBJ)"
"Wayne Knight - Linus Lieberman / Microchip"
"Romano Orzari - Nicky Donatelli"
"With all do respect sir, that...is BULLSHIT!"
"T.J. Storm - Maginty"
"Tony Calabretta - Saffiotti"
"Keram Malicki-Sánchez - Ink"
"Bjanka Murgel - Arm Candy"
"Six years ago, Frank Castle was a Special Forces instructor. And, a simple family man. One day, he takes his wife and kids out for a picnic, and, by chance, or fate, depending on what you believe in, they witnessed a mob execution. When they were discovered...but Castle survived. Since then, he's been hunting down one crime family after another."
"Castle's a slippery one."
"You know the police have nothing on him. Their hands are tied! This is where the Punisher comes in! That's why I believe in you; why I've supported you all these years! You want me to tell you when something happens to Mrs. Donatelli and her daughter? 'Cause that's what's gonna happen. You don't think he's gonna go after them for revenge? It's not a question of "if," it's a matter of "when!""
"Let's play a game! What do you say?"
"This deal is going down tonight."
"You're lucky I came to you with this. That I'm a patriot, just like you. I shit red, white and blue."
"[after seeing his "repaired" face] I need to talk to my doctor alone."
"Head for the port, do your monkey thing, get over the security fence and hand out the money."
"Billy is dead. From now on, you call me Jigsaw."
"Pittsy, pour me a drink!"
"This is just the beginning."
"It was time for me to take over, anyway. Thanks to the Punisher, I won't even get my fucking hands dirty."
"Hello, Mrs. Donatelli. Or will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on?"
"[To Grace Donatelli] For the next time somebody gets in your light. [hands her a flashlight]"
"Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God."