"Don't you just love living on an island with no big cities? Nothing by miles and miles.... of water? [626 screams in frustration while grabbing at his eyelids]"

"Christopher Michael Sanders — Voice of Stitch"

"[seeing a shooting star falling from the night sky from the window] Oh, my gosh. I have to make a wish."

"Jason Scott Lee — Lū'au Manager"

"Amy Hill – Tūtū"

"Hannah Waddingham — Voice of Grand Councilwoman"

"Sydney Elizebth Agudong — Nani Pelekai"

"Billy Magnussen — Human Disguise and Voice of Pleakley"

"Courtney B. Vance — Cobra Bubbles"

"[while grabbing a lei and putting on around Stitch's neck] Now, be, good! Be good for one second."

"Scott Mescudi - DJ Chello"

"Michael Chiklis - Dan Pawketty"

"Melanie Lynskey - June Mindy"

"Himesh Patel - Phillip Kaj"

"Tomer Sisley - Adul Grelio"

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Dr. Randall Mindy"

"Timothée Chalamet - Yule"

"Ariana Grande - Riley Bina"

"Rob Morgan - Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe"

"Peter Isherwell: [about the "Brontorocs", a newly-discovered flightless bird] Whatever you do, don't pet them..."

"Jonah Hill - Jason Orlean"

"What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here."

"Mark Rylance - Peter Isherwell"

"Ron Perlman - Colonel Benedict Drask"

"Yule: Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?"

"Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me."

"Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done."

"Cate Blanchett - Brie Evantee"

"Robert Joy - Congressman Tenant"

"Meryl Streep - President Janie Orlean"

"Tyler Perry - Jack Bremmer"

"You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for."

"We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it."

"Paul Guilfoyle - US Air Force Lieutenant General Stuart Themes"

"But I also want to give a prayer for stuff. There’s dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don’t wanna see that stuff go away. So I’m gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen."

"Man... I timed this Molly perfectly."

"Yule: Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen."

"Benedict Drask: [screaming at approaching comet, trying to shoot it] You'll never take me alive!"

"Jennifer Lawrence - Kate Dibiasky"

"Louis Lombardi as Fatty."

"Michael Caton as Dr. Wilder."

"Norm Macdonald as Mob Member."

"John Farley as Other Mob."

"Ed Asner as Chief Wilson."