"Squinty Pete: Step right up, folks! You haven't been to the carnival till you've whomped a weasel! They're fast, furry, and fun. And it doesn't hurt 'em a bit!"

"Mayor: In light of the world class entertainment these folks provide, I'm happy to declare next Friday Carnival Day!"

"This is the Slime Carnival. They're weird around here."

"Robin Duke as Edna."

"According to our notes, you've been doing a lot of tapping and dancing in some infernal code that I just can't break! What are you doing, taking dance lessons or something?"

"Clyde: When we were little, you always won."

"Boy with Glasses: My dad's scarier than that."

"Fiona Reid as Diamonds the Elephant."

"Oh, this is terrible!"

"Dwayne Hill as Fast-Talking Jack."

"What are you looking at? It's just my allergies acting up. I must be allergic to dogs..."

"Anyone who'd work for Lyman Slime has got to be desperate... or a clown."

"I bet no other carnival in the whole country has an all-penguin band."

"Jack talks big sometimes and it usually gets him into trouble."

"[Stripes: A-ha!] We want to know what your little secret is! We have a right to know!"

"Now, he may seem a little gruff, but don't let that bother you. He's really just a big pussy cat."

"Oh, dry up, Elizabeth!"

"Mr. Grizzly! Oh, thank goodness!"

"I'm the owner here. Jack's the name. Fast-Talking Jack."

"Edna: The fresher they are, the better they sting."

"Mr. P. Nutty, chief executive in charge of nut sales. All nutty, all the time!"

"Well, when you play for Lyman Slime, that's all you need to know."

"Katie: Hey, Andrew, I scared the kitty cat."

"Ice Cream Kid: I don't want any change. Mommy says I can ride the horsey as long as I want."

"Abner: I can do lots of things, but I can't make people listen to me."

"Lyon Smith - Jay and Mickey"

"Nicole Stamp - Sanders"

"Dan Petronijevic - Geoff"

"Evany Rosen - MacArthur"

"Adrian Truss - Pete"