The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

"Plow the lilies!"

"Drinking alone is as bad as shitting in company."

"I never jest."

"I'm looking for a whore."

"Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage."

"Spoken like a true man, at last. Sorry, that was racist. Well said, witcher."

"My favourite type of magic — Lesbomancy."

"Life without old mates and booze is like a woman without a rump."

"History's like a coin that falls out of your pocket: you never know where it's gonna roll."

"Imagine your ancestors, carved in stone. Condemnation, not pride on their bearded faces."

"Looks like he slept in a vat full of booze. And smells like he fell out of a dwarf's arsehole."

"Uhhuhhg! A flea... has bitten a lion."

"Could a soldier dream of better than defeating a monarch? Or maybe you're afraid to fight? Maybe we should fly a white flag? It's so simple: Henselt will quickly set up his order here. Inns will be marked 'humans only'. Dwarves will choke in the mines. Elves will perish, hunted in the forests. Lords will slaughter peasants because they didn't bow low enough. Is that the land you want to leave to your children?"

"You're shitting bricks because Henselt is coming. Who is he? A god? No, he has arms, legs, and blood, as red as any of ours. If he dares to cross these walls, then we'll gladly spill some of it."

"I've waited long for this meeting. You left Redania so suddenly I had no chance to give you the send-off you so richly deserved."

"Geralt of Rivia: You're vile, Loredo. I hope you and Iorveth face each other some day, and may the best rat win."

"No tears, Boussy. One day you'll be king, and kings do not weep."

"My knights will soon be here. You must meet them, for one day you will rule them. Boussy, go wash your face — they must not see that you wept."

"Witcher Geralt. We meet again, who would've known? I thought cats always landed on four paws, but I see wolves sometimes do as well."

"I'll tell you one thing, Geralt: that succubus knows true art about as well as Zoltan knows table manners."