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"You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! ...and this is it!!"
"I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy."
"Valet, this is Inspector Clouseau. Please send up my... well, please send down my brown suit immediately. As quick as you can. Quicker, please!"
"[after inadvertently destroying much of the hotel he is in]: I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly."
"[to a taxi driver]: Follow that car! [driver gets out of the taxi and follows the car]"
"I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer."
"I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious pink Lytton."
"Now he's off to Gstaad. Today... a paradise in the Swiss Alps; tomorrow... a wasteland! Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!"
"[to Francois, after accidentally shooting himself in the face] Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find my nose!!"
"I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money."
"You can rest assured that there's trouble, because Inspector Clouseau is on the case. (That's the trouble.)"
"HE'S BACK...no risk is too daring...No caper is too exotic...No crime is too dangerous."
"Peter Sellers - Insp. Jacques Clouseau"
"Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus"
"Christopher Plummer - Sir Charles Lytton"
"Catherine Schell - Lady Claudine Lytton"
"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"