The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

"One porcelain vase. Early Ming dynasty, cira 1400. Lot 011."

"(handing over the check) And let's wait about two weeks before cashing that. Shall we."

"I just woke up in vampire's lair!!!"

"Well, you know I have dated old women before but uh, dead is new for me."

"Judson, I know that you are over 2,000 years old and I also know that the library is pitched in a larger battle between good and evil."

"Simone, you're alive! (laughing) I thought you were dead and you came back, you're not a vampire. [in the bonus short]"

"(to Flynn) You follow vampire into woods at night? I thought you were a smart boy."

"(to his class) Go now. Be young."

"(to Flynn): I left you at the dock to protect you."

"I loved you, Flynn... for a little while."

"Let's go somewhere more private."

"I don't kill for food."

"Yes, Flynn, I came back. And I'm not a vampire. I am happy to sing. [in the bonus short]"

"Rise from the dead, warrior prince! Rise and do my bidding!"

"They turn church into nightclub... Americans."

"The professor made good translation from wax."

"Make it interesting."

"(seeing the bid for $150,000) Are you tring to bankrupt us?!"

"(drunkenly to Flynn) You have time off. Get out of this apartment!"

"(to Flynn) You have some vacation time coming, but don't get greedy."

"(after almost falling out of the door) Who are these people?"

"Okay, Mr. Librarian. What kind of fancy book will get you out of this one?"

"You're not going to think yourself out of this one, bookboy."

"(confronted by all the vampires, to Flynn) You got a plan, bookboy; because I would love to hear it!"

"(to Simone and Flynn) Well, got you again! Honestly, we're not thiss good. You two kind of suck at sneaking around."

"Mason: You're going to lose, Flynn!"

"Andre: Laissess les bons temps rouler, baby!"

"Andre: Bon chance, professor man!"

"Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen/University Teacher"

"Bruce Davison as Professor Lazlo/Vlad"

"Stana Katic as Simone Renoir"

"Bob Newhart as Judson"

"Jane Curtin as Charlene"

"Dikran Tulaine as Sergei Kubichek"

"Jason Douglas as Ivan"

"Beth Burvant as Katie"

"Werner Richmond as Andrew"

"Stephen David Calhoun as Nicolai"