The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D

"[sarcastically] Wow, Linus, your skills are... weak."

"HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!"

"I can't believe I'm finally getting to ditch this place and go to Planet Drool! How are we getting there?"

"I see a--a giant, chocolate chunk marshmallow cookie, with lots of warm milk."

"If we freeze time with the Crystal Heart, we'll be able to make it to the Dream Lair and save the planet."

"My book of dreams. That's why everything's so messed up. He's changing it."

"[to Tobor] I wanted all of my dreams to come true. But I only dreamt for myself. I wanted to escape my real world when the world needed my help to make it a better place. Selfish dreams shouldn't come true."

"[as Sharkboy runs faster to the volcano, carrying Lavagirl's corpse] I know who you are, Lavagirl. You are not fire, or a simple flame. You are greater than that. Something more important, and so necessary. It is why you must live. You are not destruction. [Sharkboy dumps Lavagirl's body into the volcano] You are not evil. [Lavagirl is resurrected as the volcano erupts] (Lavagirl: [to Sharkboy] Stand back.) You are… light."

"[confronting Minus] I've become what you feared most… Minus."

"The following story is true. It might have started as a dream, but as we saw yesterday, when we make our dreams a reality, reality becomes a dream. Sharkboy lives his dream as King of the Ocean. Where he cares for all its creatures. He searches for his father's submarine, where there is no light, except in one place where light shines almost as bright as the sun. It's where Lavagirl lives her dream as queen of Earth's volcanoes that boil at the bottom of the sea. A force of life for all living things. Sharkboy and Lavagirl don't visit me anymore. But I can visit them in my dreams. So dream a better dream, then work to make it real."

"[angrily; to Max, about the ocean being froze over] Why'd you do it, Max? Why'd you freeze the ocean?"

"I think you broke my fin."

"[angrily] Just one punch. He'll be out like a light."

"[to Tobor] Am I king of the ocean, or what? (Tobor: No. Sorry.)"

"[Max had just imagined a banana split boat in the land of milk and cookies] A banana split?! Still hungry, Max? How 'bout a knuckle sandwich?"

"Sugar will give you nightmares."

"[covering Max's mouth, preventing him from waking up Lavagirl; quietly] If you wake her up, she'll reheat."

"LAVAGIRL, THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!"

"That's terrific, LG."

"Just let her cool down. She's blowing off steam."

"[enraged] I'll rip his circuits to shreds!"

"Can't... fight... [roaring] MY INSTINCTS!!!"

"I’m looking for Max."

"We need your help, Max. Come with us."

"Everything that is, or was, began with a dream."

"Ew! Stick to rotten fish, please."

"I'm fire. She's ice. We must be enemies."

"[angrily lashing out at Max after accidentally burning his Dream Journal] WHY DID YOU MAKE ME OUT OF LAVA?! WHY, MAX?!"

"I know I can be good. I can feel it. But everything I touch, I destroy. Why did you make me like that? I have more potential. (Max: I'm sure you do.) And why did you make us a team? We're nothing alike. When I'm near water, I fizzle out. When he's near heat, he shrivels. We're not compatible. [While she rants, her hair starts flaming up] (Max: Your...hair's on fire.) Yeah. It does that. [Sharkboy fires water at her hair, putting out the flames] Thanks, Sharky. Maybe I really am evil. So far, everything else you dreamed has been correct. Maybe I just need to learn to accept it."

"What I can't believe is...you dreamt me as a big round bad guy! I'm not bad!"

"[after Mr. Electric is destroyed] He's... unplugged!"

"You made me a great teacher today. [Max: How did I do that?] A great teacher learns as much from his students as they do from him. You have...awakened me. [pats Max on the shoulder] Thank you, Max."

"For every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb."

"Linus: Hand over the book, or you'll visit the dream world."

"Mr. Electric: "Watt's" up?"

"Tobor: [repeated line] Yes?"

"Cayden Boyd as Max"

"Taylor Lautner as Sharkboy"

"Taylor Dooley as Lavagirl"

"George Lopez as Mr. Electricidad/Mr. Electric, Tobor, and Ice Guardian"

"David Arquette as Max's father"

"Kristin Davis as Max's mother"

"Jacob Davich as Linus/Minus"

"Sasha Pieterse as Marissa Electricidad/Ice Princess"

"Robert Rodriguez as a shark (uncredited)"

"Rico Torres as Sharkboy's father"

"Marc Musso as Kid #1"

"Shane Graham as Kid #2"