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"Un-fucking-believable!"
"So many assholes, so few bullets."
"Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my Dick Tracy?!"
"I am so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."
"What are you two, Neil and Bob? Or is that like what you do?"
"Have a Twinkie, Snapperhead."
"[notices his strat] Hey Zuzu. I found my guitar. I found my guitar. [brings it closer and notices it's scratched] It's all scratched up. It's all scratched up."
"Jazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kiss."
"Neil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup."
"Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps."
"He's on the money, off the record, and over the top."
"Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Private Detective. Public Offender."
"Andrew Dice Clay- Ford Fairlane"
"Wayne Newton - Julian Grendel"
"Priscilla Presley - Colleen Sutton"
"Lauren Holly - Jazz"
"Gilbert Gottfried - Johnny Crunch"
"Maddie Corman - Zuzu Petals"
"David Patrick Kelly - Sam the Sleaze Bag"
"Brandon Call - The Kid"
"Robert Englund - Smiley"
"Ed O'Neil - Lt. Amos"
"Vince Neil-Bobby Black"
"Morris Day - Don Cleveland"
"Sheila E. - Club singer"
"Lala Sloatman - Sorority Girl (credited as Lala)"
"Kari Wuhrer - Melodi"
"Linda Atkinson - Nona'"
"William Shockley - Punk Gunslinger"
"Mark Zuelke - Punk Gunslinger"