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"I don't say "bleh, bleh-bleh"!"
"[from the trailer] Oh, no. Blobby's gonna puke."
"Don't say a word or I'll haunt your dreams!"
"[Ericka: It's time to start a new legacy!] A monster/human legacy."
"Your neck wrappings look delicious would you like to see my parts?"
"Boy, that guy is annoying. Maybe one day there will be a place where monsters can go to get away from it all. Take a vacation, who knows? Maybe even get married. Wouldn't that be something?"
"FIRE BAD!!"
"Did you guys hear that? He actually said "bleh, bleh-bleh"."
"Were trapped! Everybody back!"
"Kids Club? [to his wife] What's a kids club?"
"This is amazing. There's so much to do. Olympic-size swimming pool… All-you-can-eat buffet… Full-service Spa? Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap!"
"Hey, Murray. Here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in denial! Ha-ha-ha! Did you guys get that?"
"[imitating Drac] "Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh!""
"I could not be more happy to welcome you all to our first ever monster cruise!"
"You were so right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting."
"[about Drac] Don't worry, great-grandfather. I won't try to kill him, I will kill him."
"Aww, what a cute family. What?! No it's not! Dracula bad, Dracula bad!"
"The food here is to die for."
"I've got to be a little more careful. I mean, how many times can you save my life, right?"
"No, I could never be with someone like you. I could never be with a monster!"
"Oh, why… are you going to suck out my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh!"
"[about Ericka] I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust."
"Tinkles?! [to Dennis; sternly] Dennis."
"DJ Johnny in the house."
"[after Drac tampers with his DJ music to escape Frank's cousin] Whoa! The DJ booth is a sacred space!"
"[to Mavis about Drac] You nailed, honey. Your dad is gonna love this. Best Summer vacation ever!"
"[to Mavis, after she ate a chip with guacamole covered with garlic and farted] Aww! That was a cute toot, honey!"
"Drac! Van Halsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy! If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ! We need POSITIVE ENERGY!"
"Get ready for a DJ Battle!"
"Everybody just please watch the hair. Watch the hair!!"
"[to Frank] Oh, no, you don't. Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg, literally."
"Frank, would you rub some moonscreen on my back before I get burned?"
"[greeting the passengers of the train] Good evening. I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. That's right, one of the Van Helsings!"
"[attempting many times to kill Dracula but fails] You can't run from me Prince of Darkness! I will hunt you for all eternity! I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... And... Every... Other... Monster... If it's the last thing... I... Ever... Do!!"
"[seeing Wayne and Wanda in front of him and Ericka] Spies!"
"[playing the evil music] Listen to the melody of your destruction."
"[reading a sign] "No pets allowed?" Uh-oh."
"Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? How did he get here?"
"Adam Sandler - Drac"
"Selena Gomez - Mavis"
"- Ericka Van Helsing"
"Jim Gaffigan - Professor Abraham Van Helsing"
"Andy Samberg - Johnny Loughran"
"Kevin James - Frank"
"David Spade - Griffin"
"Steve Buscemi - Wayne"
"Fran Drescher - Eunice"
"Sadie Sandler - Winnie"
"Genndy Tartakovsky - Blobby, Blob Baby and Blob Pup"
"Asher Blinkoff — Dennis Dracula-Loughran"