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"Any resemblance between these two characters and living persons is purely accidental!"
"I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure."
"Lulubelle, it's you! I didn't recognize you standing up."
"Time wounds all heels."
"There's something corrupt going on around my pants but I just can't seem to locate it."
"I give you my solemn word as an embezzler, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"You must fan the flames of love with the bellows of indifference."
"I'm not in business for love, you know. I was in love once and I got the business."
"I'm not drunk, but, what's the ceiling doing on the floor?"
"Rusty, I no like-a the West. All-a the people do is kill each other. I like-a the West better if it was in the East. Let's get outta here."
"[to Quale] You said you was an embezzler, but, you no fool me. I knew you was a crook!"
"JUMP INTO YOUR BOOTS AND SADDLES...IT'S ROUND-UP TIME IN THE WILD AND WOOLY WEST!"
"The Looniest, Tuniest Musical Gag-And-Gal Show Since "A Night At The Opera""
"Rip-Roaring With Laughs, Girls, Songs!"
"Groucho Marx — S. Quentin Quayle"
"Chico Marx — Joseph Panello"
"Harpo Marx — Rusty Panello"
"John Carroll — Terry Turner"
"Diana Lewis — Eve Wilson"
"Walter Woolf King — John Beecher"
"Robert Barrat — "Red" Baxter"
"June MacCloy — Lulubelle"
"Tully Marshall — Dan Wilson"
"Iris Adrian — Mary Lou"
"Joan Woodbury — Melody"
"George Lessey — The Railroad President"
"Joe Yule — Crystal Palace Bartender Joe"
"Mitchell Lewis — Halfbreed Indian Pete"