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"Well if the League of Robots isn't real, how come I had a whole sticker-book of 'em when I was younger? Answer that with your precious logic!"
"[Standing on platform in space in front of the anomaly; quietly] Bender to Crew, I have reached the Gateway to another Universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion... [Loudly] Hey, Other Universe! Bite my shiny metal a— [Goes to stick rear end through anomaly into Other Universe but it explodes on contact, sending Bender and spaceship hurtling through space.]"
"I brought you a cabbage to snack on. Humans like cabbages, right?"
"Weren't you already pope of somethin'?"
"If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!"
"Bender knows love, and love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy! I love you meatbags!"
"This isn't heaven! It just looks exactly like it and makes us immortal! Which I find suspicious."
"Oh, don't mind him. I'll turn him off."
"Professor Farnsworth: Less invasions, more equations!"
"Destructor: Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing? MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"
"Hedonism Bot: It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper."
"Kif: Perhaps you should see the meaning of "Fonfon Ru"! It means one who doesn't sleep with my superior officer. That's the literal translation!"
"Linda: [in panic] They're coming! Those horrible, horrible things are coming! [calmly] Morbo?"
"Richard Nixon: Aroo! Those tentacles are coming to earth and there's no stopping it! King Kong's too old to save us this time!"
"Yivo: Hey, butt out. This is between me and everyone in existence."
"Zapp Brannigan: Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."
"Stephen Hawking: [after shooting lasers out of his eyes] I didn't know I could do that."
"Amy: Oh, Kif! This is just like a movie with this happening in it!"
"Hermes: (selecting a neck protector from the Professor's supply) I'll take two. My neck is huge."