Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tale

"[repeated line] Those bloody Murphys!"

"[after closing his cupboard, the stuff on top falls on him] Ah, shit!"

"[repeated line] Ye Gods!"

"[after ruining Wal and Cheeky's date] You think you can break my spirit, do you Wal Footrot? Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate. The blood of the Grey Ghost flows in these veins! I got one thing to say to you Wal Footrot. [startled by the screams of rats] I'm sorry!"

"John Clarke as Wal Footrot."

"Peter Rowley as Dog."

"Rawiri Paratene as Rangi."

"Fiona Samuel as Cheeky Hobson and Pongo."

"Peter Hayden as Irish Murphy and Cooch Windgrass."

"Dorothy McKegg as Aunt Dolly."

"Billy T. James as Pawai."

"Brian Sergent as Spit Murphy."

"Marshall Napier as Hunk Murphy."

"Michael Haigh as The Rugby Commentator."