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"I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!"
"Tickle your buns with a feather! Aheeee!"
"You ever had a taco? I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant."
"Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry."
"Don't be a stupid Fuckaire."
"Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that."
"Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican"
"Tommy Chong - Lucian Corsican"
"Roy Dotrice - The Evil Fuckaire/Ye Old Jailer"
"Shelby Chong - Princess I"
"Rikki Marin - Princess II"
"Edie McClurg - The Queen"
"Robbi Chong - Princess III"
"Rae Dawn Chong - The Gypsy"
"Kay Dotrice - The Midwife"
"Jennie C. Kos - The Pregnant Mother"
"Martin Pepper - Martin"
"Yvan Chiffre - Tax Collector #1"
"Dan Schwarz - Tax Collector #2"
"Jean-Claude Dreyfus - Marquis Du Hickey"
"Serge Fedoroff - Nostrodamus"