"Sniper: Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job …"

"Sniper: Feelings? Look, mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a gol…"

"Spy: This is a bucket."

"Soldier: “If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!” Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a l…"

"Soldier: Dear God."

"Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred …"

"Heavy: Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

"Heavy: Oh my God. Who touched Sasha? [turns] Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!"

"Scout: Um, I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who ya talkin' to?"

"Soldier: No!"