"Narrator: So a nervous Shrek waited to meet Fiona's parents. King Harold and Queen Lillian. Hoping to impress them, Shrek even remembered to trim his nose hairs. After that minor stumble, the King and Queen got along famously with Shrek. Welcoming him with the tolerance, love and affection usually reserved for pop stars and heads of state. Or not... King Harold made it clear he wanted Fiona to marry Prince Charming, and wasn't so fond of his fat, disgusting, nose-picking son-in-law. Shrek made it clear he loved Fiona and no pompous king was going to blatantly mock his ogre girth. Fiona and Queen Lillian were eventually able to break up the fight. The King was approached by Fairy Godmother, who was a powerful provider of happily ever afters. And a lot of people owed her favors. She makes offers you can't refuse and can make people disappear. Literally. You can understand where I'm going with this, right? Cause she could leave me sleeping with the fishes if I said too much. And mirrors and fish don't mix. Trust me. In the morning, tempers appeared to have cooled and King Harold offered to show our group around Far Far Away."