"Write the following on a tin tablet and weave a cord around one's neck of 7 colors, then wear the tablet as an amulet: I conjure you, O Womb, by the one established over the Abyss, before heaven, earth, sea, light, or darkness came to be; you who created the angels, being foremost, AMICHAMCHOU and CHOUCHAO CHEROEI OUEIACHO ODOU PROSEIOGGES, and who sit over the cherubim, who bear your own throne, that you return again to your seat, and that you do not turn to 1 side into the right part of the ribs, or into the left part of the ribs, and that you do not gnaw into the heart like a dog, but remain indeed in your own intended and proper place, not chewing as long as I conjure by the one who, in the beginning, made the heaven and earth and all that is therein. Hallelujah! Amen! Description: This spell causes a flexing of the anterior of the uterus, which in turn causes some female problems such as blockage in urination, and also causes a swelling of the pubic area; in some women, it will cause an inability to stand upright."
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