"Do you guys ever think about dying?"

"Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours."

"She thinks I’m a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"

"I'm not smart enough to be interesting. I can’t do brain surgery. I've never flown a plane. I'm not the President. No…"

"I'm just Ken and I'm enough. And I'm great at doing stuff."

"Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize."

"If I wasn't severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken."

"Horses are just men extenders."

"To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyways."

"It is the best day ever — and so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and even Wednesdays, a…"