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April 10, 2026
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"Let's save Christmas. Say it."
"Grab a car. We're gearing up."
"Well, it was nice to meet you Cal, good luck with everything."
"β Santa Claus"
"That was⦠so disturbing."
"We've got snowmen!"
"β Mrs. Claus"
"I'm not gonna like you. I can tell right away, out of everyone here, I like you the least."
"Chris Evans β Jack O'Malley"
"Dwayne Johnson β Callum Drift"
"Let's go heavy."
"Wesley Kimmel β Dylan"
"Think if you don't need me here, I might just go back to the car."
"Things are about to get real."
"Lucy Liu β Zoe Harlow"
"Whoever took Nick, they're extremely dangerous."
"The North Pole has been taken."
"Are you saying, Santa Claus has been kidnapped?"
"Welcome to the North Pole."
"I'm bringing in Jack O'Malley. Heβs probably the best tracker in the world."
"We need to prepare for the possibility of no Christmas."
"Thanks for the escort, fellas!"
"Gursharn Arya β Drako"
"β Krampus Guest"
"β Uncle Rick"
"Reinaldo Faberlle β Agent Garcia (voice)"
"You're mine until you find him. I suggest you get going."
"Evening ladies. What are you so excited about? [turns around to see Callum] Of course, your boyfriend's here."
"The guy is a beast."
"Last night, Red One, also known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, was abducted from the North Pole Complex."
"The supply closets are portal stations for the North Pole transit system."
"You don't have a Wonder Woman action figure, do you?"
"You can't trust this guy, he's on the list."
"Someone took Nick. We're gonna find him."
"Egg. Come on! Ah, there it was our old house on Cleveland Street. It looked."
"Peter Billingsley β Ralphie Parker"
"Erinn Hayes β Sandy Parker"
"River Drosche β Mark Parker"
"Julianna Layne β Julie Parker"
"Fabien Frankel β Fabien"
"Ritu Arya β Jenna"
"Lydia Leonard β Marta Andrich"
"Boris Isakovic β Ivan Andrich"
"Michelle Yeoh β Santa"
"Emilia Clarke β Kate Andrich"
"Last Christmas is bad. Incredibly, shockingly, monumentally bad. The kind of bad that falls somewhere between finding a lump of coal in your stocking and discovering one painfully lodged in your rectum."
"Henry Golding β Tom Webster"
"Sometimes you've just gotta have faith."
"Itβs twee, itβs precious, itβs forced. And itβs light on true romance, maybe because the movie itself is a little too in love with itself."
"There's no such thing as normal. It's a stupid word. Does a lot of damage."