Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (film)

"[Honey abruptly stands, looking ill.] Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?"

"[talking to Nick about weight and fitness] Martha is 108… years old. She weighs somewhat more than that."

"Martha, in my mind, you are buried in cement right up to the neck. No, up to the nose — it's much quieter."

"Good. Better. Best. Bested."

"You are cordially invited to George and Martha's for an evening of fun and games."

"The Violet-Eyed Venus Becomes a Boozing, Tired, Greying "Virago""

"Drop in for Drinks and Brace yourself."

"Elizabeth Taylor — Martha"

"Richard Burton — George"

"George Segal — Nick"

"Sandy Dennis — Honey"