The Incredibles

"[repeated phrase] Showtime!"

"Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. I mean, who wants the pressure of being super all the time?"

"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know?! For a little bit. I feel like the maid: "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please?!""

"Sometimes, I think I just like the simple life, you know, relax a little and raise a family."

"Heavyweight problems need heavyweight solutions."

"Of course I have a secret identity. [about her super-suit] Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on! Who wants to go shopping as Elastigirl? You know what I mean?"

"Brace yourselves! Everybody calm down! Now, I will tell you what we are not going to do. We're not gonna panic, and we're not gonna... LOOK OUT!"

"Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! I don't think so."

"Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance."

"Super-ladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that." I mean, you tell me you're, uh, super-mega-ultra-lightning babe? That's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good."

"I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is."

"It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!"

"There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?"

"We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!"

"[After a huge explosion destroys the Parrs' house] Does this mean we have to move again?"

"I feel different. Is different okay?"

"[After Elastigirl's plane is destroyed] Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to… ”work alone”?"

"I knew you couldn't do it, even when you have nothing to lose. You're weak! And I've outgrown you."

"It tore me apart, but I've learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone. Especially your heroes."

"[After Mr. Incredible begs him to stop the missiles from hitting Elastigirl's plane] Too late! 15 years too late."

"[has just caught the entire Parr family] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HEY, TIME OUT! What have we here? Matching uniforms? [sees Helen] Oh, no... Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl?! [laughs, then looks at Violet and Dash] And got biz-zay! It's a whole family of Supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot! [laughs, then says in a twangy accent] Oh, this is just too good!"

"I'll give them heroics. I'll show them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super... [walks away laughing before he talks in a remorseless tone] No one will be."

"[freezes the Parr family as they barge into the house while holding a sleeping Jack-Jack; quietly] Shh. The baby is sleeping. [snickers sinisterly] You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't! And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick."

"[last words before his death] This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually! I'll get your son! [laughs and gasps as he sees Mr. Incredible hurling his car into the air] Oh, no."

"[on message computer] The Supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or… you can listen to police scanners. Your choice. You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it. [fades out]"

"[about Syndrome] He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a weakness we share."

"[having had enough of Syndrome's evil after he taunted Mr Incredible with his family's apparent demise] Next time you gamble, bet your own life."

"I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now!"

"You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are!"

"Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man. Good with kids. November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin."

"Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!"

"Meta Man, express elevator! Dynaguy, snag on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!"

"Behold: The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!"

"Save the day."

"Discover the Side of Superheroes You've Never Seen Before"

"Expect The Incredible"

"Twice the hero he used to be"

"Super cool"

"No gut, no glory"

"Sock'er Mom"

"Craig T. Nelson – Robert "Bob" Parr/Mr. Incredible"

"Holly Hunter – Helen Parr/Elastigirl"

"Samuel L. Jackson – Lucius Best/Frozone"

"Jason Lee – Buddy Pine/Syndrome"

"Dominique Louis – Bomb Voyage"

"Teddy Newton – Newsreel Narrator"

"Jean Sincere – Mrs. Hogenson"

"Eli Fucile Maeve Andrews – Jack-Jack Parr"

"Wallace Shawn – Gilbert Huph"

"Spencer Fox – Dashiell "Dash" Parr"