The Haunted Mansion (film)

"(opening line) It's fantastic isn't it. Sometimes, when you step into a house, you know straight away whether its good."

"(catchphrase) Hello, Jim Evers, of Evers & Evers Real Estate?"

"If people see you're scared, they'll use it against you - look, I'm your dad, and I'm not scared!?"

"If you want to kill me, kill me. But when I come round the Other Side, I'll just be whippin' your ass for all eternity; so maybe you should read this before you stab somebody!"

"Yeah, how do we get out of here?"

"The guy is dead, he wants to get jiggy with my wife; of course I'm upset!"

"(reading Elizabeth's letter) "Yes, my dear heart, I will marry you. I will love you for all eternity, and tonight at last, we will be together. I do. Forever yours, Elizabeth.""

"You're a real cold dude."

"(last lines) Hey, guys, keep it down!"

"I am Ramsley."

"The storm has flooded the road. There will be no leaving the mansion tonight!"

"(to Jim) May I confide in you? The master is not well. He must leave this house, Mr. Evers, he must move on."

"(about his job as a butler) Attending to every detail. Understanding priorities. And, above all, knowing one's place!"

"No, Mr. Evers, I am a rational man."

"Now, for the last time, good night, Mr. Evers."

"(last words) YES!!! I tried to protect you. All these years, I've sacrificed for you. But what would you understand of sacrifice, duty, or honor? You "loved" her. Well, damn you! Damn you all to HELL!!!"

"(opening line) Haven't you? (about the fireplace when Sarah says she hasn't seen anything like it)"

"(to Jim) Tell me, Mr Evers... do you believe in... ghosts?"

"Elizabeth. Hers is the story that haunts these halls."

"If you truly love someone, they never leave you."

"This mansion has waited long for its shroud of darkness to be lifted."

"But I loved her! Was love my mistake?"

"The reluctant guest."

"Your Future Would Be In Good Hands... If She Had Any."

"He'll Be Happy To Serve You... On A Plate!"

"Check your pulse at the door... if you have one."

"Open House"

"It has a living room . . . And a dying room."

"Two bathrooms: His and hearse."

"Comes with a fixed morgue-age."

"With so many ghosts... You're never alone in the dark"

"Eddie Murphy – Jim Evers"

"Terence Stamp – Ramsley"

"Nathaniel Parker – Master Edward Gracey"

"Marsha Thomason – Sara Evers"

"Jennifer Tilly – Madame Leota"

"Wallace Shawn – Ezra"

"Dina Waters – Emma"

"Marc John Jeffries – Michael Evers"

"Aree Davis – Megan Evers"