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4月 10, 2026
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"Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course."
"[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names."
"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"
"If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians."
"You'll never get away with this, you Martian!"
"TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams."
"TV News Announcer: [News report after Santa's disappearance] And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians."
"U.S.A. Military Official: We are going to forget the safety checks and go after those Martian Monkeys!"
"Blast off for Mars... with Santa and a pair of Earth kids!"
"Science-Fun-Fiction at its height!"
"Santa Kidnapped by the Martians! Out-of-this-world fun 'n' action...as two Earth Kids are whisked away with him to Mars!"
"In space-blazing COLOR"
"Santa Brings Christmas Fun to Mars!"
"John Call - Santa Claus"
"Leonard Hicks - Kimar"
"Vincent Beck - Voldar"
"Bill McCutcheon - Dropo"
"Victor Stiles - Billy"
"Donna Conforti - Betty"
"Chris Month - Bomar"
"Pia Zadora - Girmar"
"Leila Martin - Momar"
"Charles Renn - Hargo"
"James Cahill - Rigna"
"Ned Wertimer - Andy Anderson"
"Doris Rich - Mrs. Claus"
"Carl Don - Chochem / Von Green"
"Ivor Bodin - Winky"