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4月 10, 2026
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"I'm Hank, and I'm the new samurai."
"I lived in a bad part of town full of bad dogs. Everybody always picked on me. I thought if I could be a samurai, it would change everything."
"You're under arrest!"
"Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it?"
"I've got to make this samurai thing work."
"No, you're not."
"Oh, but you're wrong! I am a real samurai. I got a cup right here that says so!"
"Sounds like you need a mentor."
"Lesson one, it is not so important what you do, as it is important that you do something. A warrior has cat-like reflexes."
"Don't forget to land on your… [Hanks lands on his back] …feet!"
"What the mother father cocker spaniel is going on here?!"
"The cuteness is so strong with this one."
"I am your father."
"We've gotta wipe that town off the map. Send a tweet example towards the troops."
"Doggamn it! Still, at least after the segual."
"Time to mark some territory."
"Underdog to top dog. (Hank)"
"Resting kitty face. (Jimbo)"
"Constant hissy-fits. (Ika Chu)"
"VIP: Very important cat. (Shogun)"
"Oh my! (Ohga)"
"El fluffy. (Chuck)"
"Notorious c.a.t. (Sumo)"
"Total purrfectionist. (Yuki)"
"Don't call her cute. (Emiko)"
"So litter-al. (Ichiro)"
"Ricky Gervais — Ika Chu"
"Mel Brooks — Shogun"
"George Takei — Ohga"
"Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias — Chuck"
"Michelle Yeoh — Yuki"