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"[to Oscar] You don't seem to be evil, you seem to be more of a grouch. [Darth Vader holds his hand up with a pinching motion] What is that? What is that? What does it mean? I don't know... you've lost me. Is that your breathing? Because I can't hear myself think. [pause] Let me tell you kindly, just simplify. There's too much going on! You're not evil, you're asthmatic, and what's with the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so. Goodbye! [Darth Vader and Oscar the Grouch leave]"
"Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them."
"Sometimes the greatest change brings about even greater opportunity! Look at you, Lawrence. You left this place and created quite a life for yourself."
"We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!"
"Ben Stiller - Larry Daley"
"Amy Adams - Amelia Earhart/Tess"
"Owen Wilson - Jedediah"
"Hank Azaria - Kahmunrah/The Thinker/Abraham Lincoln"
"Christopher Guest - Ivan the Terrible"
"Alain Chabat - Napoleon Bonaparte"
"Steve Coogan - Octavius"
"Ricky Gervais - Dr. McPhee"
"Bill Hader - Gen. George Armstrong Custer"
"Jon Bernthal - Al Capone"
"Patrick Gallagher - Attila the Hun"
"Jake Cherry - Nicky Daley"
"Rami Malek - Ahkmenrah"
"Mizuo Peck - Sacagewea"
"Robin Williams - Theodore Roosevelt (statue) and Theodore Roosevelt (bronze bust)"
"Jay Baruchel - Sailor Joey Motorola"
"Brad Garrett - Easter Island Head"
"Jonas Brothers - Cherubs"
"Eugene Levy - Einstein Bobbleheads (voice)"
"Carroll Spinney - Oscar the Grouch (voice)"
"Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit (voice)"
"George Foreman - himself"
"Shawn Levy - Infomercial father"
"Keith Powell - Tuskegee Airman #1"
"Craig Robinson - Tuskegee Airman #2"
"Kennith Overbey - Tuskegee Airman #3 (uncredited)"
"Ed Helms - Larry's assistant at Daley Devices (uncredited)"
"Thomas Lennon - Orville Wright (uncredited)"
"Jonah Hill - Brandon (pronounced "Brundon") (uncredited)"
"Frankie Jonas - little boy in museum (uncredited)"