National Lampoon's Barely Legal

"[Deacon narrates following a non-chronological flashback, in which a porn producer kidnapped him and his friends and physically threatened them]"

"[Deacon's parents lie in bed watching a porn video, when their own portrait shows up in the background]"

"[Fading in to a class trip to the zoo. The class stares down at a dolphin tank. Due to the humidity around the tank, the nipples of the large breasted older teacher are even more noticeably pokey than before]"

"Erik von Detten - Deacon"

"Tony Denman - Fred"

"Daniel Farber (actor) - Mat"

"Sarah-Jane Potts - Ashley"

"Amy Smart - Naomi"

"Tom Arnold (actor) - Mr. Lewis"

"Dey Young - Mrs. Lewis"

"Riley Smith - Jake"

"Samm Levine - Roger"

"Anders Hedman - Max (K)"

"Brooke Dillman - Biology / Health Teacher"

"Daniella Evangelista - Wendy"

"Heather Hanson - Hairdresser"