Moses Golola

"Right from when I was an amateur, I loved kickboxing. I used to feel sad because the game had no sponsors."

"My energy is now volcanic, it keeps erupting!"

"I later saw Afande Tugume on television saying funny things. I don't know whether it was his accent or he meant it but instead of saying: "The match was unfair!", he said: "The match was an affair!". Now my girlfriend wants to call off our kwanjula because of his statements on national television."

"I am not a joking subject!"

"When the colonialists heard about the birth of Golola Moses, they immediately granted Uganda independence."

"If I need someone to kick you, I go to Moses..."

"Amazina gozina, olinga azanya karati! Ako okawubyemu nga Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Golola Mosesi... (Luganda for: The dance you're doing, you appear like you're playing karate! That you waved it in like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Golola Moses...)"

"The whole Uganda knows me, because of him."

"The show was meant to last for an hour, but we extended it to two, he had that appeal. I realised he could use his funny side to promote his sporty side."